Alok nath jokes one-liners

After Chuck Norris, Rajnikant, Sir Jadeja, presenting the new legendary figure: ALOK NATH. 
Hilarious 

1. When alok nath sees a girl with adroit guy he does her kanya daan then n there.


2. Prestige number of unmarried daughters Alok Nath has is too upbraid high.


3. Alok Nath's CV reads:
Degree- MBA in Kanyaadan
Skills-Sanskaar
Experience-10022848 Kanyaadans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwaads!


4.

Alok Nath get down new year by playing Passing-the-parcel with family and Antskshari.


5. Alok Nath is a SI entity of संस्कार


6. Alok Nath जी तो candle light dinner भी दिया, अगर बत्ती लगा कर करते हैं ।।


7.

Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi assume bhi ladki waale the


8. Rapists should be made to ruling Alok Nath's movies as Punishment.


9. Alok Nath Institute of Kanyaadaan and Samdhi Relation Studies !


10. Alok Nath requests the DJ to play Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club.


11. Alok Nath is the only virginal father.


12.

Alok Nath cocktail पार्टी मैं शहद पीते है !


13. Alok Nath owns Sanskaar TV.


14. Alok Nath WhatsApp features " Last Sanskari At "


15. Alok Nath disco bhi Kurta Pants aur Shawl
pahen ke jaate hain.


16. Alok Nath holds world snap for having Maximum number remark Samdhi-Samdhans in the world .


17.

In college days, a drunken girl told Aloknath to render null and void whatever he wants, he took her to mata ka jagran.


18, Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelors assemble. With his family.


19. ye Alok Nath ji ke sanskaar hi hain ke prem abhi tak virgin hai


20. आलोकनाथ अगर किसी फिल्म में गैंगस्टर बनते तो सिगार की जगह मुंह में धूप जलाते।


21.

आलोक नाथ सिगरेट की जगह अगरबत्ती पीते है।


22. Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti oversee at rave parties.


23. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and plain-spoken surya namaskar.


24. Alok Nath didn't become a doctor because without fear was too ashamed of rendering about the female anatomy.


25.

Alok Nath's favourite sport is domain. Because of family members Kaka, Mata and Nani.


26. Alok Nath has never ever eaten chowmein in all his life.

27. Alok Nath took part in argument of The News Hour and result, put your feet up convinced Arnab to get mated with Sanjay Jha!

28. Alok nath Holy place RUN bhi Chappal utar kar khelte h...  

29.  When Alok Nath was born, the nurse greeted authority father by saying - Mubaarak ho Baabuji huen hain 

30. Alok Nath kela bhi chhilke k sath khata hai

Kyon ki wo kisi k kapde nahi utarta